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  24.10.2017 Wetter Ostsee

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The most stupid questions ppl usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At movies : Hey! Wat are you doing here?? Ans : Dont you know??? I sell tickets in black over here 2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing a pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet: Sorry did that hurt? Ans: No, not at all. I m on local anaesthesia. Why dont you try again? 3. At funeral: One of the teary eyed ppl ask:Why??? Why him of all ppl? Ans: Why? Would it rather have been you?? 4. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call : Sorry! Were you sleeping? Ans: No! I was doing a research on whether zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping? You dumb witted moron! 5. When you see a friend with an evidently shorter hair : Hey! Have you had a haircut? Ans: Nah! Its autumn & am shedding !! :D